"I am here to take my country back!"
-- Thomas Huber, Indian Land, S.C.
"Sorry, you’re beyond rescue."
-- Patricia Ringle-Ratte, Charlotte
"What'll it take to get you to release all the sane Republicans?"
-- Keith Griffith, China Grove
"I've come to get our health reform back."
-- Lou Desser, Indian Land, S.C.
"I’m always glad to help extricate freedom-seeking people from oppressive forms of government."
-- Ken Irving, Kannapolis
"Did you hear the one about the political party that blew it?"
-- Steve Meckler, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"It’s just a humanitarian visit so don’t go ballistic!"
"Since you don't have any beautiful journalists, what about returning health reform?"
"Why must you turn everything into a circus?"
"Glad to hear you're as healthy as ever."
"Do you ever feel like the Clinton in the room? You know, the one everyone tries to ignore but can't."
"I did not have diplomatic relations with that country!"
"You're going to use this for propaganda, aren't you?"