"Hmm, no health insurance? Guess you could always wish upon a star!"-- Caroline Hicks of Huntersville
"So, you want health care with no strings attached?"
-- From many readers
"Run for Congress and no one will notice!"
-- Robert Frank, Concord
"I don't like being a puppet anymore than you do."
-- Chris Martin, Charlotte
"Who is your next of kindling?"
-- Andrew Mansell, Charlotte
"So, you want to be a real President?"
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
"Definitely Pine Flu!"
-- Ben Bomar, New Bern
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
“Pining for health care, I see.”
"I understand you're board but I notice you are also poplar."
"Have you been talking about health care again?"
"We've had many simi-liar cases come up lately!"
"Where exactly does it hurt, Congressman Wilson?"
"I'm sorry, your plan doesn't cover termites."
"Let me get this straight - your birth certificate was eaten by termites!?"
"Let me guess; the Blue Fairy is out of network with your new HMO?"
"According to ACME Water Seal Guarantee, you're fully covered."
“Gov. Perdue, the more you promise a completed 485, the bigger it will get!”
"No heart beat and no brain wave. Have you considered a political career in South Carolina?"