The winner:"I'll give you an 'F'!"
-- Doug Cox of Albemarle
"Can you please stop playing Voodoo Child economics?"
-- Patrick J. Sweeney, Charlotte
"Like Jimi Hendrix, you're playing to a dwindling audience."
-- Cathy Feige, Charlotte
"Purple Haze? Nah – that’s the health care plan!"
-- Michael B. Martin, Rutherfordton
" 'Turn on, tune in, drop out' is not a viable health care plan!"
Linda Sarazen, Huntersville
"I can tell you made a deal with the drug people."
-- Gerard Rothschild, Boone
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Woodstock: no cash, no personal responsibility and a lot of mud slinging. Sounds a lot like your policies."
"Glad to see you've progressed beyond the Mom jeans!"
“Now I’m more interested in good stock!”
“Your picking technique is especially good for the supreme court!”
“You’re playing off beat!”
"You Ba'Rock Mr. President!"
"You and Jimi had one thing in common. He also heard a different national anthem!"
"We'll do another festival and call it 'Dumpyourstock'!"
“Why not, they believed everything else.”