"General, why don't you start by introducing yourself?"
-- Nelson Thompson of Indian Land, S.C.
"It's not easy being green."
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
"Can it wait until after he picks up his peace prize?"
-- Mike Monroe, Charlotte
“Your situation is above my pay grade.”
-- Scott Foster, Cornelius
“You say push and he says pull, but neither one of you can tell me what a win looks like!”
-- Jay Tillman III, Charlotte
"We're going to need more beer."
-- From many readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"For now, the president wants to focus on Fox News."
It's obvious you gentlemen don't see aye to aye."
"Well, tell him, General, do you REALLY think you know more about Afghanistan than Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and George Soros combined?"
"Now General, when did you first find out that he removed you as a facebook friend?"
“He may not know what he is doing, but he is still your boss.”
"Okay General, Explain why your plan is more important than his poll numbers."
"Before you decide on a tactic, you've got to decide if the enemy is Afghanistan or Fox News!"
"He just wants to be loved."
“I need a neutral third party. Can somebody find Joe Biden?”
"Yes, but he did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."