"I'm afraid it's incurable. Have you considered a run for Senate?"
-- Sean Chatham of Concord
"Looks like the graft is not working."
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
"The good news is it's no longer growing. The bad news is I can't stop the hemorrhaging."
Tim Cole, Charlotte
"The medical term is felony!"
-- Rodney Robinson, Lincolnton
"Whoa! This Looks Just Like Mary's."
-- Bob Pettus, Matthews
“Don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal – all politicians look like this.”
-- From many readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Your insurance has determined that it was a pre-existing condition."
"The scan shows plenty of dollars, but no sense."
"It appears the stupidity has spread."
"Take two suponeas and call me in the morning."
"It's not terminal but it may be prosecutable."
"I think we’ve found the source of all of your headaches."
"This bears a remarkable likeness to a scan I did of Jim Black."
“Your friend McQueen’s is even bigger.”
“The buck stops here!”
"This bubble gum is mint flavored."
"Yes, it is similar to the inevitable head injuries suffered by NFL players but yours comes from playing politics all those years."
"Prosecutors would give more than a penny for your thoughts."
“Not too bad. Governor Sanford’s brain scan was X-rated.”
"This is where your conscience is supposed to be."
"This is your brain on bakeesh."
"Take two aspirin and call your lawyer."
“Looks like you had a stroke of greediness!”
"No wonder! Your major synapse has sin apps!"
"You may want to get your affairs in order."
Please join us again Monday, Nov. 9, for a new cartoon caption challenge.