"April 15th is my holiday."
-- Douglas R. Cox of Albemarle
“No. This is my ‘Cheer’ Summit!”
-- David W. White, Charlotte
"Can you exclude viewers of Fox News?"
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton
“Considering that one of you has a short life expectancy, one of you flies in a risky aircraft, and one of you is premature, you should all support my health care initiative!”
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
"The new year baby's paying for everything!"
-- From many readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
“We are all figments of someone’s imagination!”
"Come the holidays, you'll all be czarry."
"Oh come, oh come, Emanuel!"
"I have a proposal concerning the alternate funding of Acorn."
“I can offer you bailout protection but I’ll need to cap your income.”
"I think if we all work together, we can pass health care reform."
"A signed health care bill would make a nice holiday tweet."
"I'm counting on you to help my approval ratings!"
“To help our economy, I'm outsourcing you to China.”
“I'm sorry that Cupid couldn't join us today. His contract with match.com is keeping him busy.”
"If you guys are looking for a symbol of April Fools' Day I would suggest Glenn Beck!"
" This meeting will start as soon as Kwanzaa arrives."
"Hope is what led me here today; hope that they'll spend a bundle on you holidays."
"To get this 2000 page turkey of a health care plan down the chimney and into America's homes, I need to borrow a pacifier to give to the Republicans."
"After much consideration, I have chosen the Chinese New Year as the new Holiday Czar."
Please join us again Monday, Nov. 23, for a new cartoon caption challenge.