"I'm still trying to decide if Tiger's should be a cat house."
-- Mike Monroe of Charlotte
"I guess Perry Como was wrong. It DOES matter how far away you roam."
-- Lee Baber, Charlotte
"Hough, Hough, Merry Christmas!"
-- Patrick Sweeney, Charlotte
"I'm glad to know the coal industry has bi-partisan support."
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton
"Ok, I've checked it twice. Naughty and vice."
-- Ray Otstott, Charlotte
"To help you get out of the doghouse, I've given the media a stuffed Tiger."
-- Wanda Montano, Charlotte
"I guess the presents I gave them last year didn't work out so well."
-- Brian Williams, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"Men were easy this year."
"Just a couple of Tiger wannabees."
"What's worse than naughty?"
"Who let the dogs out?"
"We've got to make one for Tiger, too."
"We've got to fill a rush order for Tiger."
"You forgot the one for Elin."
"Good thing we didn't bring Vixen."
"'Tis the season to be 'poly'!"
"He really did find his soul mate."
"Compared to Tiger, these guys are nice."
"This list? It's actually Tiger's mistresses."