"Looks like I'm safe this year since I won't be caught."
-- Kedar Desai of Charlotte
“Hey Jake, I’m your biggest tryptophan!”
-- Paul Bova, Matthews
"I think you'd be better off with 'ground' turkey!"
-- Bob Darrough, Charlotte
"You're poultry in motion, Delhomme."
-- Doug R. Cox, Albemarle
“We’re both on the chopping block!”
-- From many readers
"At least this is a change from all those wounded ducks!"
-- From many, many readers
"You're still throwing Butterballs!"
-- From a multitude of readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"Nice of Jerry to give us a pardon this year."
"Guess we both need a Presidential Pardon."
“Put a fork in us, we’re done!”
“Bojangles wants their money back!”
"I didn't know you guys ran the wishbone."
"As God is your witness, you thought turkeys could fly?"
"Birds of a feather flock together. "
"Takes one to throw one."
"I hate to say this, but I wouldn't trade positions with you for anything!"
"I'm not worried! It's been quite a while since you've 'carved' up anything."
"Hail Mary, full of grace... "
"Gotta Wanna Needa Getta Hava Quarterback."
"Hey Jake, teach me how I can get 5 extra years beyond my expiration date?"
"In this holiday season, I'm glad you continue to give to others."
"Can't wait to see his tight spiral ham."
"Personal fowl on Jake Delhomme!"
"I'd feel more thankful if that deep fryer was Steve Smith!"
Jake throws wild game.
"You incomplete me!"