“Health care for the people may be Unobtanium.”
-- Melissa Fields of Charlotte
“I’m blue because of Brown.”
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
"I'm planning a titanic stimulus package!"
-- Steve Peck, Huntersville
“I’ve talked about health care reform until I’m blue in the face.”
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
“Now, where did I put those rose colored glasses?”
-- Rich Baker, Greensboro
Thank you for all your entries.
Due to our e-mail server melting down this week, we were not able to receive any captions sent in for most of Tuesday or Wednesday. This week’s winners were chosen from captions sent Monday and early Tuesday. We apologize for the inconvenience. Our “Comments” section, of course is available for any additional captions you may want to add.
Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"My opponents think I live in a fantasy world."
" I know my stripes are showing."
“My new energy program, to take us well into the 22nd century will be the Administration of Viable Alternatives for Tomorrow's Advanced Research.”
“It’s beginning to look like health care reform is light years away.”
“Don’t adjust your sets, America! This State of the Union Address is a fairy tale!”
"The final season of Lost is still better than this.”
“Welcome to the world of make-believe.”
"I handed out more than this movie grossed!"
“This State of the Union address is The Thirteenth Floor.”
“Titanic earmark reform is the key!”
“My fellow Americans. I have made some slight changes to raise my popularly.”
“Universal Healthcare: science fiction epic or Titanic failure?”
“Truth is stranger than fiction.”
“Eight years of George Bush did this to us.”
“Good luck to Fox News on finding a listing for Avatar Birth Certificates.”
“But my fantasy IS reality!”