The winner:
"You know, Glenn, you look different on TV."
-- Ray Otstott of Charlotte
The runners-up:
"And now, 'The Oh, Really! Factor'!"
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
"You Bartcha!"
-- Keith Greenstein, Charlotte
"I am too smarter than a fifth-grader!"
-- Mic Elvenstar, Charlotte
"So glad I didn't join NBC!"
-- Suzanne Estro, Charlotte
"We're the voice of real Americans!"
-- From several readers
"Dough!"
-- From several readers
Thank you for all your entries. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section. Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations or additional captions!
Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"Don't have a moose, man!" (We received many of these.)
"I can see Springfield from my house!" (Also from many, many readers)
"My show is funnier than yours."
"Is this where they do the yellow journalism?"
"Are you sure we're not supposed to be on the cartoon channel?"
Simpson and Delilah
"Now Bart, did you get those questions from Katie?"
"One small step for Fox, One giant leap for ME!"
"If you weren't real, somebody would have to create you!"
"Some excellent news for Conservatives."
"I hope people recognize ME in 20 years!"
"Fox News: Objectivity, integrity and gravitas since 1996."
"As long as we make folks laugh, this network will keep us around forever!"
"It's an honor to join the longest-running cartoon on television."
"Thanks for joining us Bart. Most liberals don’t believe we exist."
Please join us again Monday, Jan. 25, for a new cartoon caption challenge

Great Winner, but I REALLY loved Doug's too!
Posted by: suzanne & co. | January 22, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Thanks Suzanne. I've noticed you and Carolyn have been submitting some nice ones in the past few weeks.
Posted by: D. Cox | January 22, 2010 at 02:05 PM