“November Madness has already started!”
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
“First one to hit a home run wins!”
-- David Thrash, Charlotte
"I forgot tell you, we changed the rules in the middle of the game."
-- Steve Naso, Palm Coast, Fla.
"Ok, let's compromise. We can play basketball, or we can play -- basketball."
-- Anne Monroe, Charlotte
"You keep blocking and I'll keep scoring."
-- Lou Dresser, Indian Land, S.C.
-- Suzanne Estro, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"If you don’t play ball, we’ll just deem ourselves the winners!"
"Neither one of us has a passing game!"
"Someone needs to call pass interference!"
"Don't be so defensive!"
"Once we play it, I think they'll like it."
"It doesn't matter, we already put you down as a forfeit."
"Ironically enough, we are both properly dressed for our daily round of bull-hockey!"
"Sorry, can't go right!"
"I love a sport where someone gets a free throw."
“What do donkeys and bracketology have in common? No heels.”