New winner!

The winner:

"The Tea-Party is simply mad about you."

-- Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

The runners-up:

"It's your tea party, Mr. President. You can cry if you want to."

-- Keith Patterson of Charlotte

"It won't work.  You're not ten feet tall anymore!"

-- Mic Elvenstar, Charlotte

"Tea parties are all the rage these days!"

-- Elizabeth Damesek, Charlotte

"One lump or two Mr President, is a bit of an understatement."

-- William Yarish, Whispering Pines

"Twinkle, twinkle little chief!  Now we wait for your relief!"

-- Bolyn McClung, Pineville

"What your cabinet needs is a little more Depp."

-- Daniel Burleson, Connelly Springs, N.C.

"You've lost your muchness."

-- From many readers

Thank you for all your entries. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section.  Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations or additional captions!

Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"I thought the tea would be instant."

"It's tough to have a tea party with no liquidity."

"One bill makes you larger and one bill makes you small. And the one that Congress gives you doesn't do anything at all."

"Next time we won't schedule our tea party at the same time as Sarah Palin's."

"Millions of Americans celebrate April 15th as their un-birthday."

"Green tea, Mr. President?"

"Mercury is my excuse.  What's yours?"

"I'll need to see your birth certificate."

"You might just as well say 'If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress'  is the same thing as 'If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.' "

"Where’s that Cheshire smile now?"

"No, sir, this is Wonderland, not the Magic Kingdom."

"They say tea is good for your health plan."

"No, it's not my hat size...It's what's left over from my paycheck after taxes!"

"I'm sorry, but the other tea partiers are more into dumping than drinking your tea."

"The party's over!"

"I'm sorry, I'm all out of Sam Adams."

"I'll bet you 10/6 you don't win in 10/12."

"Is it time to pass the hat?"

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