“Yes, according to our information, you are middle class.”
-- Don Scotberg of Rockingham
"One man's trash is another man's measure."
-- DeForest E. Hillyer, Jr., Harrisburg, N.C.
"No, Commissioner James, you have to register where you live, not where you spend most of your time."
-- James Phillips, Charlotte
“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse …”
-- David W. White, Charlotte
"Garbage in, garbage out!"
-- from a multitude of readers
"And is there a Mrs. Grouch?"
-- with variations, from many, many readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"I'll just put this with the Constitution."
"Hey! Ten years goes fast when you're homeless!"
"We only want to see you once a decade!"
"Ah! The government accounting office!"
“You elected officials must fill out the form too!”
"My personal information? Let's just say I'm keeping a lid on it."
"Counting all these North Carolina jobs won't be easy!"
"It's ok, Tiger, I'm not counting mistresses."
"Nope, nobody living in here....but I DID find John Edwards' career!"
"The census taketh and the census get throwneth away."
“Do you own or rent?”
“Filing my junk mail!”
"You say you're a moderate Republican?"
“Be truthful; is your name really Prince Albert?”
"Only in America."
"Papa, can you hear me?"
Please join us again Monday, April 12, for a new caption cartoon challenge.