The winner:
"Today's water sample from the gulf is showing improvement."
-- Kenneth Irving of Kannapolis
The runners-up:
"Your Change Elixir you ordered two years ago became mostly smoke, Mr. President."
-- Brandon Swann, Baltimore, Md.
"It's Rangel and Waters."
-- Billy Grooms, Davidson
"We have no idea what it is but it was created with stimulus money."
-- Charles Randall, Cherryville
"Red and Blue can be mixed!”
-- David W. White, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
“It’s the solution for the economy and it’s evaporating rapidly!”
“For cleaning the Gulf, it’s bismuth as usual!”
"What shall we concoct today?"
"Side effects may include Great Depression."
"Eureka! I’ve discovered that oil and politics don’t mix!"
"It's a dispersant we created to ward off your next disaster."
"It's a cure for socialism."
"It's a new, improved Kool-aid for the media."
"Don't worry, it's not a truth serum."
"Great news, Boss! The dispersants aren't anymore toxic or dangerous than the oil itself!!"
"Your ratings have fizzled."
"It's the results of your popularity polls - They stink."
"It's Bill Clinton's MoJo."
“It helps the voters forget.”
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