"Think 13 out is bad? I had 53."
-- Brian Watts of Cary
"Trust me, full rosters are overrated."
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"Stop whining about ineligible players! We are ALL professionals here!"
-- Clinton Echols, Zeeland, Mich.
"Well, at least your players actually earn their paychecks.”
-- Paul Manos, Charlotte
"There's a Badodour around your college program."
-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle
"At least you have your education to fall back on. Oh, wait..."
-- Oona S. Gayle, Matthews
"It could be worse. You could be a donkey."
-- Bob Holberton, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"North Carolina: First in Meltdowns."
"Where's your professional spirit?"
"Your offense is committed."
"Don’t worry buddy. I probably couldn’t beat NC State either."
"See, the NFL isn't all that bad!"
“Just be glad that basketball season is nearly here.”
"At least you've got your great basketball program to look forward to . On second thought ....... never mind !"
"At least you have basket ... er ... lacrosse to look forward to."
"There's always 'Dancing with the Stars'!"
"Ewe, you've herd: The REAL Carolinian is the Gamecock!"
"Same game, same TV money, same sponsor deals, same club seat revenue. Why is it you can’t talk with an agent like us?”
"Well it looks like ya'll had a better free agency period than we did."
"Chin up. I hear John Fox will be available soon."
"Want me to read that for you?"
“Just wondering…you putting anyone on waivers?”
"At least you don’t mind paying your players."
"Matt Moore for Marvin Austin straight up. Would he take the pay cut?"
“What you need is a good agent!”
"Miss, you overcharged us 50 cents. I’m afraid we both need a quarter back!"
"The best defense is a good offense.....not that I would know from experience!"
"The Panthers have an NCAA problem. It's the 'Nobody Cares Anymore Association'!"
"It is what it is."
"Perhaps you should give your players a raise."
"Is it too late to catch World Cup Fever?"
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