"'E' all about it."
-- Lou Desser of Indian Land, S.C.
"Someone stopped the presses."
-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle
"You can keep that dollar sir. People don't pay for the news anymore."
-- Chad Clark, Charlotte
"Textra, textra, tweet all about it!"
-- Steve Alexander, Charlotte
"Sorry, I only take Facebook Credits."
-- Darci Parelman, Matthews
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Extra, Extra, Wii'd all about it!"
"That will be 99 cents sir, with a 2 year contract, of course. "
"That'll be four hundred and seventy six dollars."
"That will be $199 plus tax and then subscription fee of $20 per month there after."
"With the warranty, it will be $127.50."
"No! No! We’re giving these away. It’s the two-year contract that will make you sick."
"Confused? There's an APP for that!"
"It works great.......just don't try to line your birdcage with it!"
"We're all downsizing!"
"It's only the news that's fit to print!"
"All the news that's NOT fit to print."
"All the news that's fit to download."
"All the news that's fit to stream."
"Look at it this way. Your fingers won't get all inky."
"We tried throwing them on the front stoop but they kept cracking."
"I am changing the name to I-Hurt from carrying these things around.”
"What's a newspaper?"
"What's a paper boy?"
"Want to write a better caption? There’s an app for that."
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