The new winner

The winner:

"'E' all about it."

-- Lou Desser of Indian Land, S.C.

The runners-up:

"Someone stopped the presses."

-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle

"You can keep that dollar sir. People don't pay for the news anymore."

-- Chad Clark, Charlotte

"Textra, textra, tweet all about it!"

-- Steve Alexander, Charlotte

"Sorry, I only take Facebook Credits."

-- Darci Parelman, Matthews

Thank you for all your great entries -- more this week than we could shake a pom-pom at. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section.  Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations or additional captions!

Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:

"Extra, Extra, Wii'd all about it!"

"That will be 99 cents sir, with a 2 year contract, of course. "

"That'll be four hundred and seventy six dollars."

"That will be $199 plus tax and then subscription fee of $20 per month there after."

"With the warranty, it will be $127.50."

"No! No! We’re giving these away. It’s the two-year contract that will make you sick."

"Confused?  There's an APP for that!"

"It works great.......just don't try to line your birdcage with it!"

"We're all downsizing!"

"It's only the news that's fit to print!"

"All the news that's NOT fit to print."

"All the news that's fit to download."

"All the news that's fit to stream."

"Look at it this way. Your fingers won't get all inky."

"We tried throwing them on the front stoop but they kept cracking."

"I am changing the name to I-Hurt from carrying these things around.”

"What's a newspaper?"

"What's a paper boy?"

"Want to write a better caption?  There’s an app for that."

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[bolyn mcclung]

When the Charlotte Observer was part of the Knight chain its sister paper in Michigan was the Detroit Free Press.

Today that is the Detroit E Press.