"Whatever, Jimmy. You couldn't find the endzone either."
-- Ben Johnson of Charlotte
"Don't you just love the change of seasons we have in Charlotte?"
-- Patrick Sweeney, Charlotte
"Are you Obama's new economic adviser?"
-- Allen Brawley, Troutman
"I'm not positive but I think we're in the NASCAR Hall of Fame."
-- Ross Levin, Charlotte
"Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars? Get Out!"
-- Kyle Taylor, Cornelius
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Maybe YOU could tell me how to get to I-485!"
"We don't care how dire circumstances are, we're not working with you Democrats!"
"That 'cap and trade' bill will put us out of our jobs!"
"The good news is this is a magnet school bus stop!"
"Let me guess! You were countin' on the Bush tax cuts, too!"
"Water? No, I’m looking for the Panther’s first win."
"Matt, looks like our running game has dried up!"
"You planted Fescue also?"
"I'm looking for the exit out of Afghanistan!"
"Water? I was looking for a Tea Party."
"What do you mean you are fleeing from ObamaCare? I’m trying to get to ObamaCare!"
"Al Gore, I presume?"
"The meterologists said a 100% chance of rain as soon as Kevin Siers published a cartoon about the drought."