"You should be thankful I saved your buns."
-- Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Col.
"Just go get one from your kids."
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"My whoppers are anything but rare."
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!"
-- Suzanne Estro, Charlotte
"Bush burned it."
-- John Lynch, Matthews, and with variations, from many others
"Congratulate me on a job well-done."
-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle, and with variations, from many others
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Oh, I’m sorry. I’m not grilling food. I just couldn’t think of anything better to do with the stimulus money!"
“Bush left me with hamburger helper and you want SteakBurgers!”
“The Republicans keep peeing on my charcoal!”
“How do like your recovery summer?”
“This is a Bush burger. It’s burned out and full of pork!”
"The economy is cooked!"
"Am I McCain you hungry?"
"It's a GOP burger, all sizzle and no meat!"
"Change. It's what's for dinner."
"Toast? No I'm just getting started!"
"We've been out to lunch for two years and your still hungry?"
"Sorry, but our plans for a meaty recovery have gone up in smoke."
"Do you smell what Barack is cooking?"
"It takes a long time,to do it right."
"The guy before me under-cooked everything."
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