"My recollection of that night is foggy, Senator."
-- Phil Clutts of Harrisburg
"And then, while flying high, we lost our line of credit."
-- Steven Mowery, Misenheimer
"I did not give the 'Naughty or Nice' list to WikiLeaks."
-- Bill Russo, South Plainfield, N.J.
"My boss wears a red suit and, once a year, redistributes wealth. What would you call him?"
-- Michael Higgs, Davidson
"At least my nose isn't growing."
-- Henry Kirchner, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Vixen? No, she was on Clinton's team."
"I was replaced by a GPS!"
"Senators, it's not an earmark, it's a red nose!"
"I am not a US citizen but I do enter the country illegally to work."
"Yes, she's Gloria Allred. Why do you ask?"
“I respect my superior but he is easily led astray.”
“The buck stops here, but we’re still in the red!”
“Better red than dead!”
"Due to the assassination of Blitzin, Palin supporters are now on the naughty list."
“It’s been like this ever since I opted out of the TSA screening and elected instead for the pat-down.”
“The delivery of presents was delayed this year because I had to keep going through TSA pat-downs.”
"A red nose, is better than a brown nose."
"For the last time, I wasn’t even in Minnesota when the Metrodome collapsed."
"Can you see your way to a compromise, NOW?"
"There's clear evidence of discrimination. They laugh and call me names."
"You need guidance, I need work."
"This baby can cut through the thickest fog they can throw at me, but even I can't navigate that Health Care Bill."
"If you mandate CFL bulbs, I'm out of a job."
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