“We still haven’t been able to find something that removes stains from tea parties."
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
"I'm telling you, you just can't change your DNA to 'moderate.'"
-- Jerry Hancock, Cornelius
"I'm almost positive that I see some economic growth."
-- David Allred, Mint Hill
"I'm seeing evidence of cooperation between you and congress."
-- Harold Boone, Harrisburg
“I believe I’ve discovered the impact the spending freeze will have on the budget.”
-- Russell Jones, Mint Hill
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Dammit, I'm a spin doctor, not a miracle worker!"
"It's chemically proven that Charlotte has better BBQ than St. Louis."
"Your donkey is sick."
"Welcome to Micromanagement 101."
"It's the Social Security trust fund."
"We're clueless, sir. Jobs still refuse to react to the stimulus."
"It appears the large government virus is attacking and killing the small business organism."
"The cure is beyond your scope."
"Win the future? I didn't even win a grant."
"We found the difference between 'investments' and 'spending.'"
"Sorry, you have less than 24 months . . . "
"I'm trying to read the fine print on your healthcare legislation."
"It's the current size of the dollar."
“Yes sir, we’re still looking for a better tomorrow.”
"We're just looking for the middle class."
“I still can’t find the bipartisianship.”
"Look here, and you'll see the results of your deficit reduction plan."
"It's your re-election chances."
Please join us again Monday, Feb. 7, for a new cartoon caption challenge.
Feb. 4: The new winner
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