The winner:
"I'm just happy to see Democratic lawmakers returning to Wisconsin."
-- Lou Desser of Indian Land, S.C.
The runners-up:
"Don’t worry, We will not let anyone know you are using your bank bonus!"
-- Kyle Bartel, Matthews
"Well Mr, Jones, looks like another county enmployee is negotiating her resignation."
-- Ross Levin, Charlotte
“Yes, we serve liberals, too.”
-- Howard Swint, Charleston, W.V.
"Will you be having the special as well, Mr. Edwards?"
-- Lee Ann Hudson, Mint Hill
"You restaurant critics aren't as anonymous as you think."
-- Rita Rancken, Austin, Tex.
"Yes, we do have steak cordon blue and french fries and ice cream, and yes, that is Michelle Obama at the next table."
-- Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
“Well, yes, I used to run a hedge fund, too.”
"So, that'll be two extravagant lifestyles with extra bonuses on the side, hold the taxes, hold the public responsibility. Anything else?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Sheen, 'winning' is just not on the menu."
"Nice try, but I never forget a bad tipper."
“So, Sheriff Pendergraph, are you and Ms. Crockett ready to order?”
"Yes, two orders of steak tartare. I take it you're here with the PETA convention?"
"For your wife, I recommend the cocoanuts with duck soup, and animal crackers."
"Did your wife just come from a night at the opera?"
"I can't blame you Mr. Richardson, I'd wear a bag too!"
"Being a Republican in Mecklenburg County is not that disgraceful."
"Trying out for Undercover Boss, are we?"
“Yes, we accept Wisconsin State credit cards.”
"You folks must be planning on dropping by the NASCAR Hall of Fame after dinner?"
"You don't have to hide anymore when you come to Hooters."
"I'd hide my face, too, if I were the judge of the 'You Write the Caption' contest."
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