"Broketology -- no winners here!"
-- Phil Hoffman of Huntersville
". . . until finally we get the student/teacher ratio down to 133,600 to one."
-- Eugene S. Robbins, Charlotte
"It would be a Cinderella story, but, alas, we had to cut the maintenance crew."
-- Andy Mansell, Charlotte
"We are recommending fantasy sports for middle school."
-- Steven A. Meckler, Charlotte
"I've got Chicago in an upset over Charlotte."
-- Patrick Sweeney, Charlotte
"The winner keeps her job."
-- From many readers
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Then the next eight people will send you a dollar..."
"According to our brackets, only Administrators win and move on."
"One really good teacher is all we need!"
"Welcome to March Sadness."
"And then the teacher that's left after the lay-offs gets the 'Performance' bonus."
"From left to right is our teacher staffing plan and from right to left is our administrative staffing."
"Waddell lost to Harding. Teachers lost to budgets. Students lost to ignorance."
"We have decided to end all team sports except cheerleading."
“Yes, it is madness but, we need to reduce the number of teachers at CMS.”
"On the plus side, we've already filled out next year's middle school basketball bracket."
"Everyone out of the pool!"
"And I am predicting the final four in the Write the Caption Contest will be Carolyn Hudson, Douglas Cox, Suzanne Estro and From Almost Everybody."
As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section. Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations or additional captions!
Please join us again Monday, April 4, for a new cartoon caption challenge.
April 1: The new winner (no fooling!)
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