"So, when will Maria be back in circulation?"
-- Bill McGloughlin of Charlotte
"Total recall? Voters have short memories."
-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle
"It's from Paris - they have a few dog catcher positions open!"
-- Philip S. Chubb, Charlotte
"Why are we always in lust place?"
-- Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.
“I think I see your problem: You didn’t spend enough at Tiffany’s!”
-- Debbie B. Steele, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"What an amateur!"
"How did you keep a 10 year secret?"
"Gulp. It's the list of criminal charges against John Edwards."
"According to this poll, we won't be back."
"What was the number on that Proposition?"
“It’s just a marriage contract - we broke the ‘Contract with America,’ too.”
"It's not easy being a patriot."
"You cheated on a Kennedy and got in trouble?! Oh, the irony. "
"It's the script for Twins 2."
"California Proposes Amendment to Commandment 7?"
“Well, it looks like we need to start getting our affairs in order.”
"Just call your self a sex addict, then its not your fault!"
"Let me show you how to turn your domestic problems into a run for the Presidency!"
"I'm glad you asked for my advice. As you can see, when it comes to marriage, I'M the Terminator!"
"True Lies, The Expendables, Judgment Day, End of Days, you were definitely prepared for this!"
"We're not practicing safe politics."
“Well, we can’t run on family values, that’s for sure.”
"An affair with a staffer? That's soo 1996..."
"Arnold, I am not so radical on medicare and health care. Would you plese teach me to hide my real feelings on the subjects for at least ten years?"
"We'll call it our 'Contract with the Other Woman.'"
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Please join us again Monday, May 30, for a new cartoon caption challenge.