"I've been exposed!"
-- Rodney Robinson of Lincolnton
"It’s part of the chancellor’s new transparency policy."
-- Kyle Bartel, Charlotte
"As you can see, the NCAA investigation was quite thorough."
-- John Bradey of Matthews
"The NCAA got tired of us pulling the wool over their eyes."
-- From many readers
"It's better than being BUTCH-ered."
-- From several readers
"It's a Butch Cut."
-- From many, many readers
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"I'm UNC's academic integrity."
"This Rameses a mess."
"They wanted a scrape-goat."
"We have nothing to hide."
"We have nothing but hide."
"Let's leave football to the SEC."
"This entire affair is shear madness."
"I'm told it was in the best interests of the university."
"Not shorn, I got 'thorpedoed.' "
"Couldn't they get anything on ewe?"
"Yes, you could say this is a case of Carolina fever!"
"What is was, wasn't football."
"This is almost as humiliating as losing to State."
"I'm a Tar Heel born. I'm a Tar Heel bred. And after the NCAA's visit I'll be bowl-bound dead."
“Many who go to seek wool, come home shorn.” -- Cervantes
The new winner (08/05/11)
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