"I’m not Ron Paul. I’m Mrs. Paul."
-- Guy M. Long III of New York, NY
"Bark and purr all you want. The real winner is going to have to know how to swim upstream."
-- Anne Monroe, Charlotte
"I'm not sure I like these media feeding frenzies."
-- Moses Luski, Charlotte
"Political debates are a pet peeve of mine."
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
"I alone have the experience for a tanking economy."
-- John Divine, Charlotte
"I was born to de bait!"
-- Rodney Robinson of Linconlton, with variations from many others
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better captions we received:
"The further right you go, the more fishy it gets."
"Can't we all just get along?"
"Perhaps we should return to the goldfish standard."
"You can stop with the joke about how the third-party candidate doesn't have a leg to stand on!"
"Homeland security is my top priority!"
“Neither of you would be my pet candidate.”
"I was expecting a dog and pony."
"I'm accustomed to the scrutiny of the fishbowl."
"You harp. I carp."
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