"You're myth taken!"
-- Loyd Dillon of Charlotte
“Well, I’m a DIS-centaur!”
-- Phil Clutts, Harrisburg
"Thank you for the Nag's Head road repair estimate, Gov. Perdue."
-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle
"Diogenes warned me about you."
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"I assume you know what 'assume' stands for."
-- Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.
"The farther we go, the behinder we get."
-- Joe Coviello, Mooresville
"It's all Greek to me."
-- From many readers
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the better lines we received:
"Can anyone else make heads or tails of this?"
"Your conclusions are based on myth-conceptions."
"If you can pull that off it would be the deal of the Centaury"
"I'm a little horse from shouting down your false claims."
"An ordinary Democrat would turn tail and run."
"Your economic predictions lack horse sense."
"That is based on a Gallup Poll."
"Those projections are half crazy."
"And that's a half-assed economic projection!" (with variations, from many, many readers)
“During inflation I became a Dimetaur!”
"That chart will stirrup dissension."
"You're just trying to jockey for position."
"I'll get down off my high horse when you stop holding that graph sideways."
Sept. 2: The new winner
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