Sept. 2: The new winner

The winner:

"You're myth taken!"

-- Loyd Dillon of Charlotte

The runners-up:

“Well, I’m a DIS-centaur!”

-- Phil Clutts, Harrisburg

"Thank you for the Nag's Head road repair estimate, Gov. Perdue."

-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle

"Diogenes warned me about you."

-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte

"I assume you know what 'assume' stands for."

-- Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"The farther we go, the behinder we get."

-- Joe Coviello, Mooresville

"It's all Greek to me."

-- From many readers

Thanks for all your entries.  Here's a selection of some of the better lines we received:

"Can anyone else make heads or tails of this?"

"Your conclusions are based on myth-conceptions."

"If you can pull that off it would be the deal of the Centaury"

"I'm a little horse from shouting down your false claims."

"An ordinary Democrat would turn tail and run."

"Your economic predictions lack horse sense."

"That is based on a Gallup Poll."

"Those projections are half crazy."

"And that's a half-assed economic projection!" (with variations, from many, many readers)

“During inflation I became a Dimetaur!”

"That chart will stirrup dissension."

"You're just trying to jockey for position."

"I'll get down off my high horse when you stop holding that graph sideways."

Comments

[suzanne & co.]

Great winner, but I really liked Joe's:)

[Carolyn]

This was a challenging one. Great winners!