"You want directions to India? Just follow my job."
-- Marcus Henry of Winston-Salem
"The world is flatter than you think, Chris."
-- John Divine, Charlotte
"East Indies? No, you've reached the newest Chinese colony."
-- Phil Chubb, Charlotte
"This isn't where I meant to land either."
-- Steven A. Meckler, Charlotte
"No one will settle for this!"
-- Suzanne Estro, Charlotte
"This corner is taken."
-- From several readers
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"You say you’re from Italy, sponsored by Spain, and here as an economic ambassador for all of Europe? Hmmm, I think we’re all good here.”
"I got plenty of holidays, how about discover me a job!"
"Sorry, you missed out. There's no opportunity left."
“Welcome to my world!”
"It's a new world!"
"Or you could just let me use your Discover Card."
"My Explorer was repossessed."
"You're too late, Obama has been here already!"
"...and 519 years later this is where we are."
"I discovered the unemployment line."
"You can tell Ponce there is no Fountain of Youth either."
"Columbus? Nope, Cleveland."
Oct. 14: The new winner
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