"For a small monthly fee, I'll pretend to care about you."
-- John Bradey of Matthews
"I'm a Tar-Heel born, but Washington fed."
-- Bolyn McClung, Pineville
"Bank of America wants to know if you’ve got any lipstick."
-- James Mulcahy, Charlotte
"Some little piggy had to have none."
-- Steven A. Meckler, Charlotte
"The difference between us is that I have lobbyists."
-- Jose Marulanda, Lincolnton
"This little piggy cried 'Fee, fee, fee!' all the way home."
-- Kevin Siers, Charlotte
Thanks for all the entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"I found the big money is in congressional pork."
"I went to the market and they cleaned my clock."
"We're all wallowing in the mud these days."
"The difference between a swine and a swindler is makeup. "
"Pigs get fatter, what's your problem?"
"Unlike you, I'm too big to fail."
"Modern banking and farming share a common odor."
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