“If elected, I promise you brighter days ahead!”
-- Phil Clutts of Harrisburg
“We have some glowing economic numbers to report.”
-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle
“I did light up but I did not inhale.”
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
“Red-nosed and blue-nosed reindeer will pull in the same direction next year.”
-- Phil Chubb, Charlotte
"As I have told you before, I was hired merely as a historian for the Sleigh Makers Association.”
-- Robert Smith, Troutman.
Thanks for all your entries.