"I'll have what the 1 percent is having."
-- Jerry Hancock of Davidson
"Nobody believes in us!"
-- David W. White, Charlotte
"Santa, is Congress real?"
-- Patricia Ringle, Charlotte
"We want every day to be Christmas."
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
“I never get what I really want: REAL ESTATE!”
-- Tommy Patterson, Charlotte
Thanks for all your entries this week. Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"Who said anything about money? I’m fighting facial hair inequity!"
"Your guess is as good as mine."
"I'm supposed to SAY what I want?"
"I don't know what I want." -- and many, many in this same vein.
"I want a job."
"The one-percenters have been bad."
"We need a porta-potty."
"I've beat drums, obstructed traffic, and trashed a park. So I'm ready for my presents."
"I would like a world full of people that aren't greedy."
"The whole world is watching."
"We just want the U.S. to be more like your operation. You know, where you and a few others work really hard all year and then give us a whole bunch of stuff for free!"
"Better jobs for my parents, so they can keep supporting me."
"Just what’s fair."
"Just to occupy a space in the American Dream!"
"Gee Santa, we already get demonized 4 times a week in the Observer by cartoonist Michael Ramirez who works exclusively for the richest 1%. Could you please convince Kevin Siers not to pile on?"
Dec. 9: This week's winner
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