“The web is taking over!”
-- Suzanne Estro of Charlotte
-- Boyln McClung, Charlotte
“Just a minute, ma’am. I’m paying my bills online.”
-- Steven Dockery, Charlotte
“Would you like our someday delivery rate?”
-- Scott Treadwell, Advance, N.C.
“The stamps do say ‘Forever.’”
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
Thanks for all your entries and congrats to Suzanne for becoming our first (if memory serves me correctly) twice-in-a-row winner.
Here’s a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
“This thing must have a bug in it!”
"They told us to use the web to speed things up, but it's not working."
"In keeping up with the times we are becoming a web-based service."
“I’ve got mail!”
"The Forever stamps were so popular, we decided to extend the theme to all of our services."
"You use Forever stamps. What do you expect?"
“No Ma’am, 20.13 is not the price. It’s the delivery year.”
"We stand by our decades-old policy: Raise the stamp fee until everyone comes back."
"Email is evil! Technology is killing us! We're fighting . . . oh, hang on, text message."