"No, I'm Flip and HE'S Flop!"
-- Mike Tuggle, Charlotte
"I report. You decide."
-- Phil Clutts, Harrisburg
"Remember the old saying. You gotta dance with who brung you."
-- Charles Randall, Cherryville
"Either he goes on top of the car, or you're going under the bus."
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"VP: Sarah Palin."
-- Brandon Swann, Nottingham, Md.
"You like to fire people. Fire the guy with the halo."
-- Marcus Henry, Winston-Salem, and several other readers
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Challenge Obama's birth certificate!"
"Nice guys finish last."
"If you listen to him, you'll never get elected."
"Just say it: Deporting children is a vital part of small government."
"We Koch brothers spend a lot of money for this kind of influence."
"Don't make promised HE can't keep."
"Just buy Heaven and fire them all."
"Who are we kidding. There's no such thing as a nice GOP."
"Karl Rove sent me."