"I'm positive, you're negative!"
-- Frank W. Estro of Charlotte
"You're shocked because the switch was not well-grounded."
-- Sergio Ciccone, Matthews
"The merger had a two-pronged approach. You out, me in."
-- Ross Levin, Charlotte
"I'm connected to the power switch."
-- Also by Ross Levin
"Bill, it's time you found a new outlet."
-- Phil Clutts, Harrisburg
"Sorry, you just don't plug into our plans."
-- G.C. Locklear, Monroe
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Sorry, but you weren't plugged in enough."
"Two prongs don't make a right."
"You didn't have the energy for the job."
"Fusion can't be controlled."
"Wire we arguing like this?"
"I don't light you."
"You came up short because you weren't keeping current."
"Maybe I'm just more grounded."
"I'm in charge."
"The two-pronged approach just isn't working anymore."
"Now you know the difference between energy and power."
"No, you can't get an extension."