Aug. 31: The new winner

The winner:

"Nothing's going to rain on my charade."

-- Charleen Bolt of Charlotte

The runners-up:

"Isaac's boss is a friend of mine."

-- Lou Desser, Indian Land, S.C.

"My reign is just beginning!"

-- Tom Cambern, Charlotte

"Slicker? I'll show you slicker!"

-- Loyd Dillon, Charlotte

(To the tune of 'Singing in the Rain') "I made millions with the Bain, made millions with the Bain, what a glorious country, only pay taxes on gains. I run my campaign, no tax returns to explain, made millions, millions with the Bain."

-- Ross Levin, Charlotte

Thanks for all your great entries.  Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:

"I got wet once. It was terrible."

"May I recommend a shelter?"

"We're going to take this election by storm!"

"At least we won't get stuck in that snow job in Charlotte."

"No, that's not Isaac. That's sweat off the Democratic Donkey."

"We're reigning in all our factions."

"Wet in the morning, Democrats take warning!"

"Relax. It's a hurricane, not Herman Cain!"

"I always keep a little something aside for a rainy day."

"I flip-flop so fast I spin-dry."

And, as a special treat (at least, I thought it was a treat), here's an expanded version of Ross Levin's rendition of Mitt Romney's Singing in the Rain:

I made millions with the Bain

made millions with the Bain

what a glorious country

only pay taxes on gains.

 Though I drove in my car
with my dog up above
My Girl talks of love
And I'm ready to gov

 

Let’s spend loads on the race

With much money set in place

Need to work on my image

Have the middle class to face

 

Still I run my campaign,

no tax returns to explain,

made millions,

millions with the Bain.

 

Comments

[Bill]

Missed it by that much!
Seriously, congrats to the winners.

[LBrillante]

Siers is such a left wing loving liberal that he can't bring himself to make cartoons equal in smearing his beloved.

[Carolyn]

Congrats to all the winners!

[Ross Levin]

Way to go Charleen! Great Win.
Umm Lbrillante, you gotta hold of some bad V.

[suzanne & co.]

Congrats to Charleen, and I've been humming the tune of singing in the rain today, thanks Ross...but it is one of my favs.....Loyd was also a fav.....hopefully we all survive this week safe and sound....

[LBrillante]

Uh Ross, no bad V. You've gotta hold of some delusional L. This cartoon thing by Siers is all for the Lefty's. So enjoy and maybe KS will make it more real after the election. :)

[LBrillante]

Hmmm, I wonder what political cartoon KS will come up with next, for the DNC???