"You only get 1.59 wishes. I know you don't care about the other 47 percent."
-- Steve Alexander of Charlotte
"Your gaffe is my command!"
-- Steve LaDue, Fort Mill
"Bad news. 47 percent of the genie is out of the bottle."
-- Loyd Dillon, Charlotte
"Have you tried going on Letterman lately?"
-- Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.
"Sorry, I'm just a magic genie, not Karl Rove."
-- Mike Tuggle, Charlotte
"It's not my job to worry about 47 percent of your poll numbers."
-- Richard Randall, Cherryville
"You're asking the wrong guy. I'm in the 47 percent."
-- Lou Desser, Indian Land, S.C.
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