Sept. 7: The new winner

The winner:

"I've heard of hollow promises, but this is ridiculous."

-- Dale Stout of Colorado Springs, Colo.

The runners-up:

"Much ado about nothing!"

-- Howard Swint, Charleston, W.V.

"Appears to be the details of the Romney/Ryan plan."

-- Mike Oakley, Charlotte

"Looks like an 'Incomplete' to me."

-- Gretchen Zollinger, Charlotte

"Wow, did you build this?'

-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte

Here's some of the other better lines we received:

"Empty promises, again?"

"We must stop Joe Biden from saying what he thinks!"

"The size of the nation's debt has left me speechless."

"We'll have more flexibility to fill these in AFTER the election."

"Quick, somebody fix the teleprompter!"