"All the people really want to know is who's going to give them the most candy."
-- Pamela Davis of Newport News, Va.
"Click or Tweet!"
-- Richard Dale, Charlotte
"Does either one of these guys really have a fire in his belly?"
-- Phil Clutts, Harrisburg
"It appears our choices are dim."
-- Ross Levin, Charlotte
"They don't know Jack."
-- Steven A. Meckler, Charlotte, and Douglas Cox, Albemarle
"To my right, Governor, this next question deals with FEMA."
-- Charles Randall, Cherryville
"Unfortunately, neither can produce a birth certificate."
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"They seem hollow inside."
"The candidates have just seen the latest polls."
"Their only strategy is to scare people."
"In this last debate, the two Romneys take on each other."
"They both say they're looking at more cuts."
"Soon they'll smell rotten."
"The candidates really carved each other up."
"We learned they are both out of their gourd."
"They were out to squash each other."
"They did the Monster Mash with the Chinese cash."
"Trick or Retreat!"