"We've hit the Barackpot!"
-- Michael Koruda of Charlotte
"I love gambling with other people's money!"
-- Douglas R. Cox, Albemarle
"I keep putting money into this machine and getting nothing out of it."
-- Chase Downing, Charlotte
"Actually, gridlock is pretty much a sure bet."
-- Steve LaDue, Fort Mill
"Unfortunately, all we keep getting is lemons."
-- Also by Steve LaDue
"You need three in agreement to win."
-- Mary Henry, Fort Mill
Thanks for all your great entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"I hear there's a 47 percent chance of winning."
"You can't beat the House."
"The House always wins."
"The White House always wins."
"Render unto Caesar's Palace that which is Caesar's."
"I know it has a spin cycle. What it needs is a wash cycle."
"You pay your dollar, you takes your chances."
"No matter how many times you pull the lever, you always end up with jokers."
"We finally got a handle on spending."
"It's a rigged game."
"What happens with Petraeus, stays with Petraeus."
"It's a 1,070-armed bandit!"
Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Nov. 26, for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers