The winner:
"This . . . is Elvish!"
-- Bill Russo of South Plainfield, N.J.
The runners-up:
"A Blue Christmas? That's up to you."
-- Pam Irish, Charlotte
"I let it ring for a long, long spell . . . Money Honey!"
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
"They asked for a fat guy in a costume."
-- David W. White, Charlotte
"A red suit? Now, THAT'S tacky!"
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"My Jingle Bell Rocks!"
-- Suzanne Estro, Charlotte
"I never expected to be anyone important."
-- Elvis Presley, submitted by Phil Clutts, Harrisburg
Thanks for all the great captions. Here's a few more of the better lines we received:
"I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas."
"Whole lotta shakin' goin' on!"
"You're looking at the epitome of Elf-indulgence."
"I'm from the Island of Misfit Clothes."
"Not the King of Kings, just the 'King'!"
"King-a-ling-a-ding!"
"I just got tired of being seen only at filling stations."
"Thank you, Thank you very much."
"Santa has left the building." -- these last two from many readers
"Kevin created this crazy cartoon because the Mayans said the world would end before he had to pick a winner."
Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Jan. 7, for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers

I think my submission "Elves? I thought they said 'Elvis'!" warranted inclusion. But I guess you didn't... Bah, humbug!
Posted by: Ray O | January 04, 2013 at 10:49 AM
Happy new year, just the same...
Posted by: Ray O | January 04, 2013 at 10:49 AM
Well, it's here now. Best wishes!
Posted by: Kevin Siers | January 04, 2013 at 11:11 AM
Thank you, thank you vey much to Kevin and the Charlotte Observer staff..and a very Happy New Year to all our fellow caption winners, just have fun with it and when you least expect it...loved the article how to win a caption!!
Posted by: suzanne & co. | January 04, 2013 at 03:09 PM
Happy 2013 to all! I thought all of these, including the other better lines, were great captions.
Posted by: Carolyn | January 04, 2013 at 11:17 PM
'How to win a caption' has been on this page for seven years
Posted by: bill | January 08, 2013 at 06:38 PM
Thanks bill, but there also was an article in the viewpoint page of the Observer end of December that did explain a few more tips on how to win a caption contest.....
Posted by: suzanne & co. | January 09, 2013 at 06:31 AM
Every Monday, for the last seven years, it has said - "To learn more about our contest and see our caption writing guidelines, please click here."
When you click, you get the exact same wording as the end of December article.
Posted by: bill | January 09, 2013 at 06:56 AM
It's all in black and white, Thank you, thank you very much...
Posted by: suzanne & co. | January 09, 2013 at 10:29 AM
only a few hours until we find out who won...
Posted by: bill | January 11, 2013 at 08:03 AM