"This . . . is Elvish!"
-- Bill Russo of South Plainfield, N.J.
"A Blue Christmas? That's up to you."
-- Pam Irish, Charlotte
"I let it ring for a long, long spell . . . Money Honey!"
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
"They asked for a fat guy in a costume."
-- David W. White, Charlotte
"A red suit? Now, THAT'S tacky!"
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"My Jingle Bell Rocks!"
-- Suzanne Estro, Charlotte
"I never expected to be anyone important."
-- Elvis Presley, submitted by Phil Clutts, Harrisburg
Thanks for all the great captions. Here's a few more of the better lines we received:
"I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas."
"Whole lotta shakin' goin' on!"
"You're looking at the epitome of Elf-indulgence."
"I'm from the Island of Misfit Clothes."
"Not the King of Kings, just the 'King'!"
"I just got tired of being seen only at filling stations."
"Thank you, Thank you very much."
"Santa has left the building." -- these last two from many readers
"Kevin created this crazy cartoon because the Mayans said the world would end before he had to pick a winner."
Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Jan. 7, for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers