Just for fun (since there is no prize), here's a photo from yesterday's North Carolina legislative session featuring Speaker Thom Tillis (on the right). It cries out for a caption, doesn't it? Feel free to supply one, just post it in the Comments section below. Have at, and enjoy!
[breathes deeply]...... Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American. [takes deep breath]
"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
Il Duce
Posted by: Hank Styron | July 25, 2013 at 08:59 AM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Posted by: James Etta | July 25, 2013 at 09:07 AM
Kneel before Zod!
Posted by: Feliciano | July 25, 2013 at 09:20 AM
You'll look great in a suit from Men's Warehouse. I guarantee it!
Posted by: graddini | July 25, 2013 at 09:22 AM
with apologies to: the three stooges
Posted by: wooduck | July 25, 2013 at 09:23 AM
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.
Posted by: Viktor Tree | July 25, 2013 at 09:27 AM
Ahhh...Girl look at that body,
Ahhh...Girl look at that body,
Ahhh...Girl look at that body,
I work out
Posted by: LMFAO - Sexy and I know it | July 25, 2013 at 09:33 AM
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Posted by: Hulk Tillis | July 25, 2013 at 09:34 AM
Fat guy in a little coat.......fat guy in a little coat
Posted by: Thommy Boy | July 25, 2013 at 09:37 AM
I can see the Senate from here!
Posted by: Thom Tillis - future US Senator | July 25, 2013 at 09:38 AM
[breathes deeply]...... Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American. [takes deep breath]
Posted by: Thom Tillis regarding Ray Finkle | July 25, 2013 at 09:40 AM
"I'll show those black people and college kids who the boss is!"
Posted by: John Burrows | July 25, 2013 at 09:50 AM
Smells like the Dems are jealous these days.
Posted by: Elephant | July 25, 2013 at 09:53 AM
I'll show all those girls who laughed at me in high school : MOTORCYCLEVAGINA
Posted by: laurel green | July 25, 2013 at 09:56 AM
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Posted by: Gandalf | July 25, 2013 at 10:09 AM
200 pounds of Dynamite with a 2 inch fuse!
Posted by: F. Melton Gardner | July 25, 2013 at 10:14 AM
Boy!!! My doctor has thick fingers
Posted by: K Dunlap | July 25, 2013 at 10:29 AM
"They say I'm full of it, but I - can - hold - it."
Posted by: Phil Clutts | July 25, 2013 at 10:58 AM
What do you mean...I'll never be Senator???
Posted by: suzanna hubbell | July 25, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Where's Pat? My Puppeteer?
Posted by: Rcnelms2 | July 25, 2013 at 11:28 AM
The Fourth Reich will live for a thousand years. Heil McCrory! Heil McCrory!
Posted by: jeff hargett | July 25, 2013 at 11:36 AM
"I didn't get a harumph out of that guy."
"You watch your a$$."
Posted by: Mel Brooks | July 25, 2013 at 11:41 AM
Ah, the sweet smell of voter suppression.....
Posted by: Rick | July 25, 2013 at 11:41 AM
It is better to look good, than to be good...
Posted by: William | July 25, 2013 at 11:57 AM
I'm a little Tea Party, short and stout, tip me over and
Posted by: William | July 25, 2013 at 12:07 PM
I...am...Sparky,cuz!!!
Posted by: William | July 25, 2013 at 12:11 PM
"Ok, Democrats, make a face like this for your rectal exam!!"
Posted by: I DON'T WORK HERE | July 25, 2013 at 12:19 PM
Stand back! There's no telling how big this thing is going to get
Posted by: Robert | July 25, 2013 at 12:21 PM
Do "Thom Turkey" again?...Ok, Art, here ya' go... "goebbel, goebbel, goebbels"
Posted by: William | July 25, 2013 at 12:26 PM
"Hey look at Gomer, he thinks he's a marine".
Posted by: CC | July 25, 2013 at 12:33 PM
I'll fix you Miss Crabtree!
Posted by: Geno | July 25, 2013 at 12:49 PM
My GOP has CLT... I think I can fly!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Beach | July 25, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Oh God does Art Pope have a large fist.
Posted by: Duce | July 25, 2013 at 12:53 PM
...and relevé
Posted by: Richard | July 25, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Power...God, I love it!
Posted by: Robert | July 25, 2013 at 01:20 PM
"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
Posted by: Poodle | July 25, 2013 at 01:53 PM
Why can't everyone be like me!
Posted by: Wes | July 25, 2013 at 02:38 PM
Strutting like a peacock.
Posted by: Bobby Padgett | July 25, 2013 at 03:27 PM
Smell that rot from Easley and Perdue's sorry leadership.
Mercy!
Posted by: D | July 25, 2013 at 03:29 PM
If I breathe in ALL the oxygen, no one will be able to smell the pile of crap I left on the floor.
Posted by: Pam | July 25, 2013 at 04:48 PM
Psst, there he goes with another one. Tillis has the worst gas.
Posted by: Ross | July 25, 2013 at 06:52 PM
I am impervious to your human ways.
Posted by: Steve | July 26, 2013 at 07:13 AM
I wonder if I would look good in blue tights?
Posted by: Steve | July 26, 2013 at 07:28 AM
This could be a wet one.
Posted by: Steve | July 26, 2013 at 07:30 AM
This shirt is starched to match my personality
Posted by: Rodney Robinson | July 26, 2013 at 11:39 AM
The official NC Voter ID card poser.
Posted by: Sergio Ciccone | July 26, 2013 at 11:41 AM
I hear if you don't move, the press won't see you.
Posted by: Steve | July 26, 2013 at 08:09 PM
"Aren't we guys good?!!"
Posted by: Scott | July 26, 2013 at 09:53 PM