"When they reign, it's poor!"
-- George Austin of Charlotte
"Instead of going forth to multiply, they'll keep dividing!"
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
"Great! Two more drips!"
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"God said two of every creeping thing, not CREEPY!"
-- Steve Shoemaker, Charlotte
-- Brandon Swann, Nottingham, Md.
"But they were the reason FOR the flood!"
-- with variations, from many readers
"We already have two asses."
-- with variations, from many, many readers
Thanks for all the entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"We're SINKING in the rain!"
"Here's your chance to end this before it starts."
"Just drown me now."
"The world will be better off if we just leave them."
"They want to go ashore in Iowa."
"I'm not cleaning up their mess."
"See? We DID bring dinosaurs!"
"Even I can see these two have no future."
"They'll never get together."
"The two-party system is all washed up."
"So much for destroying all the evil in the world."
"I thought your mission was to SAVE mankind."
"Expect to be underwater longer than 40 days and 40 night."
"They're two of a kind, all right."
"But they ARE two of a kind -- Noah-count politicians!"
"You idiot, he said living creatures, not CARICATURES!"
Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, August 19, for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers