"My job is to conserve power."
-- Phil Clutts of Harrisburg
"Anybody remember how this government thing works?"
-- Guy P. DiCenzo, Weddington
"It runs on DC current."
-- Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.
"Off. On. Like it matters."
David W. White, Charlotte
"The reverse of ON is NO!"
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
"Well, if it will shut Ted Cruz up . . ."
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"This is my Obamacare web site."
-- Loyd Dillon, Charlotte
Thanks for all your entries. And congrats to Phil, who's had a strong run lately.
Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:'
"We're not putting Americans 'ON'."
"Obamacare is a giant turnoff."
"Obamacare will never see the light of day."
"We only care about one job and Obama has it."
"ON means something is operating. We're against that."
"I'm just turned off by this entire process."
"So you can see that we're not the party of 'No.' "
"I'd rather fight than switch." (From several readers)
"Warning. The Speaker has determined that fiscal policy is dangerous to your health."
"It doesn't appear we'll be switching anytime soon."
"This is how we plan to control current events."
"I found the Congressional Charm switch."
"I've got the power!"