"You want more income, buy a hotel."
-- Jack Morris of Belmont
"If I gave you $15 an hour, I'd have to sell one of my five homes."
-- Lou Desser, Huntsville, Ala.
"The best I can offer you is a token increase."
-- Phil Clutts, Harrisburg
"I'll hold the lettuce."
-- Douglas Cox, Albemarle
"I deserve a break today -- at McCrory's."
-- Guy M. Long III, New York, N.Y.
Thanks for all the entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Me rich? That's a Whopper."
"Instead, I suggest paying a poor tax of $15."
"Supersize my wallet."
"Maybe it's not your kind of place."
"I can't pay Boardwalk wages in a Baltic economy."
"You can't have it your way."
"You shouldn't have elected the Hamburglar as President."
"How do you think my arches got golden?"
"Advance token to the poorhouse."
Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Sept. 9, for a Labor Day cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers