"We bought this in Charlotte but it doesn't work in Raleigh."
-- Elaine Underwood, Sherrills Ford, N.C.
"My teachers want their money back."
-- Cindy Ballard, Iron Station, N.C.
"This one's defective. It's got a face on both sides."
-- Steve LaDue, Fort Mill
"This pumpkin is really a lemon."
-- Watt Smith, Charlotte
"It leans too far to the right."
-- Arnie Grieves, Charlotte
"The light inside works, but it's not very bright."
-- Wilford Eury, Charlotte
"Pumpkin Pat just smiles. I thought it would do more."
Ken May, Charlotte
"Just couldn't cut it."
-- Ross Levin, Charlotte
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Its nose keeps growing!"
"It's too scary!"
"It's not scary enough. Is it too late to trade for Bev Perdue?"
"I thought it came with a plate of cookies."
"There seems to be an issue of mold with this one."
"We need to change the face of politics."
"It was too hard to carve, but my teacher kept taking a stab at it."
"His promises were hollow."
"It's full of squash."
"It wasn't as advertised."
"It scared all the teachers away."
"It's out of its gourd."
"I waited for the Great Pumpkin, and all I got was this melon."
Thanks for your entries. Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Nov. 11, for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers