"What makes you think my fingers are crossed?"
-- Ted Lucas of Charlotte
"I swear to quell the truth, the whole truth . . ."
-- David Ford, New London, N.C.
"I swear I knew the media would pile-on this."
-- Paul Shriver, Norwood, N.C.
"I'm handing Hillary the election."
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, S.C.
"The criticism is almost conical."
-- Phil Clutts, Harriburg
"OK, maybe Vice-President."
-- Bill McGloughlin, Charlotte
"Uphold or hold up?"
-- From several readers
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received:
"I did not have obstructional relations with that bridge."
"Clearly, not a cookie jar."
"This? It's my ice cream scoop."
"Guess you would like the unabridged version."
"It's impossible to have a hand in everything."
"What makes you think I had a hand in this?" (From many, many readers)
"It's my way or your highway."
"Talk to the hand."
Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Jan. 20, for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers