"I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." -- Lewis Carroll
-- Bill McGloughlin of Charlotte
"Don't do 'Dum' stuff."
-- Charleen Bolt, Charlotte
"Malice in Blunderland"
-- John Rudasill, Cherryville
"Tweedle-Dem and Tweedle-Done"
-- Phil Vavra, Charlotte
Thanks for all your entries. Honarable mentions go out as well for Ross Levin, Charlotte, and Scott Tredwell, Advance, N.C., for their parodies of the nursery rhyme of "Tweedledum and Tweedledee".
Here's Ross Levin's:
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
came to be quite gruff;
for Tweedledum questioned Tweedledee,
"Your plan is don't do Stupid Stuff?"
But then a media firestorm descended
as bad as low poll numbers,
Which frightened both the Tweedles so,
They apologized for their blunders.
And here's Scott Tredwell's:
"The choice is hard," said Tweedledame,
"But soon I must decide
And toss my hat into the ring
and catch the rising tide."
While Tweedlelame ducks into
The shadows of Hope and Change
and faces no more those slings and arrows
Of Opinion's firing range.
Here's a few more of some of fun lines we received this week:
"Tweedledumbest couldn't make it. Said he was going to a Tea Party."
". . . And your enemies closer."
"Don't wear stupid stuff."
"We're joined at the hippies."
"Some say there's not a trillion dollars worth of difference between us."
"Smile or I'll gently criticize you."
"Allies in Wonderland'
"Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber." -- A vast multitude of these
Feel free to join a discussion about the winners, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Aug. 25, for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers