"I just love the sound of slay bells in the morning."
-- Bolyn McClung of Pineville
"I'd like to be more of a people person."
-- John Bradey, Matthews
"It's better to give than to receive."
-- Steven A. Meckler, Charlotte
"All I want for Christmas is their two front teeth."
-- From many readers
Thanks for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"How about immunity?"
"How about a lawyer?"
"Christmas is such a pain."
"Naughty? Let's just call it enhanced niceness."
"Naughty is the new nice."
"Switches and ashes? Amateur."
"I want an instep borer, choke pear, knee splitter, thumbscrew, head crusher..."
"I'm proud of being naughty!"
"I'd be naughty again in a minute."
"As far as the good things I've done, well, I once shot a lawyer."
Feel free to join a discussion about the winner, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites by clicking the 'Comments' link below. Please join us again Monday, Dec. 22 for a new cartoon caption challenge. -- Kevin Siers